Well, I have to say the first couple of days home I had a couple of “anxious” moments where I thought “What the hell have I done!!” But they only lasted a couple of minutes and were brought on by being frustrated at not being able to do things. …. like vacuming! I have started a new page that covers what I eat and my extremely interesting bodily functions for those that are interested! Thought I might keep the burping and farting fun on a page all of it’s own. Although, I have to say that yesterday I gave Scarlett “Fart-ima” Princess a good shaking for that crown of hers 🙂 I am Queen I tell you……..Queeeeennnnnnnn!!!!!!
Ricky said he was asked by a couple of people yesterday if I had lost weight yet!!!! For God’s sake!!!!!…… I had lapband surgery, not liposuction!!!!! That might be a bit of a downer with other people knowing….they will be constantly checking out my fat arse to see if it has shrunk yet!! Oh well, if they have nothing better to do let them check out my lovely lady lumps!!!! ….. don’t blame them…..I am sooooo hot right now 🙂
Did my usual routine this morning in the tooth brushing department and then it struck me…….what the farking hell am I bothering to floss for!!!???? I can’t chew anything, so nothing there to floss!!! Mind you…..if I had found a stray deposit I would have swallowed it!! 🙂 Oh, well, think how much money I am saving on dental floss……geeezzzzz….at least 60 cents!!!! See….positives to every negative!
The most difficult thing I found the first few days was getting my bras on. You know how you do them up at the front of you and then swing them around and harness those babies into the over the shoulder boulder holders for the day? Well, the “swinging around bit” hurt!! Because I have holes all over my stomach and one between my two best points, so it was really hard to shuffle the bra back to where it belonged. No please…..don’t thank me…..I want to share these little things with you 🙂 And no….I couldn’t leave them off!!! I am having troubles enough without walking around with bruised kneecaps and black eyes!!!!
I think I am going through a kind of detox at the moment. Well, I suppose that is what it is! I have had the runs (sharing, people….sharing!!!) and I think it is my body’s way of punishing me for not giving it it’s buttered fruit bun and latte every morning. Can’t say that I feel any healthier at the moment but I guess that will come. Thank goodness I can still drink coffee or my head would have spun around and projectile spew gone across the room by now!!! I feel very cleansed……if that is the right word? Very ying, yang….goodie, goodie sort of feeling 🙂 A kid walked past me this morning while I was at the shop and I have to admit, just for a split second, I was tempted to smack him around the head and snatch the packet of hot chips from his hand……. but I didn’t 🙂 I am suffering from “mouth” hunger I think. Not really hungry, just pining for the taste of something that has “substance” in my mouth! Oh well, only one more week and I can mash the shit out of something and go to town on that!! I might weigh myself tomorrow being a week since the operation and see what it says…….hopefully it won’t say, “One at a time please!!” lol, lol