Yep, that’s right!!!……daylight between my legs that is 🙂 I look at photos of some other people standing and you can see daylight between their thighs. I have never had the opportunity to glimpse daylight between my thighs in any photo of me……ever! A strange thought you may think……but I am full of strange thoughts! I took some before photos today and from my waist down it just looks like one big black leg. ….. no daylight. Granted, I do carry most of my weight on my thighs…..but it will be nice to see the day where I can at least distinguish one thigh from the other!! (I will put those photos into my Goddess graph) My legs move alright but the thighs seem to be so in love with each other they stay attached!! Well, I can’t wait to break up this little love affair and help them on their way to seperation and seeing the light!! No more chaffing powder for them in the summer months! It’s over baby….say your goodbyes….I see the sun a comin’ yeehaaa
Another thought I had today……and this is a biggie!!!! How much farking ironing time I am going to save!! I can only fit one leg at a time of my trousers and jeans on the ironing board. I can never get the two side seams flat because there is too much material. Then I just put the whole, usually elastic, waist bit of the trousers over the end of the ironing board and keep turning and turning and farking turning until I get back to the beginning again! Skirts…..the same! Round and round and round until I have ironed a few metres of fabric into submission! So, for each dress size I manage to drop I will also be cutting my ironing time down considerably…….now that has to be a plus!!!……..not a plus size……just a plus!!!!!
Every morning I work I stop at the little coffee shop and get a buttered fruit bun and a skinny latte no sugar. I have got into a very lazy habit on work days…..no breakfast and hit the coffee shop then drink and eat that at my desk while I prepare the day’s court lists. Just shovel it in the cakehole with no thought really to how I chew it….not sure that I do chew!! Just munch, munch, munch on auto pilot and onwards into the next snack. I am actually looking forward to being more “aware” of what I eat and how I eat it. If you could all sing along now with me while you view the photo below………………………..
“Goodbye to you my trusted friend……..We’ve known each other since we were nine or ten……etc etc”
The two younger girls at work are quite funny sometimes and sometimes they are little witches!! I refer to them all the time as “the witches”….but in an affectionate way 🙂 Well, they are aware of my love of “those farking cream caramel mushrooms!” So, Aysha called into the bakery on the way to work this morning and brought me a mushroom!! Then they presented it to me as a little pre-banding present!! Everyone at work knows I am going to have this operation, and I have to say, they have been very supportive. To my face anyway 🙂 But how nice was that!! Aysha took my before photos for me as well. So, girls, thanks very much. I really do appreciate your support and interest in the whole process. You two rock!!! I am very lucky to have workmates such as yourselves going into bat for me. Besides the two witches the others are great too of course (Hi Penny … I know you are reading!) and Nat! Of course, they are extremely lucky too……because they are benefiting from my vast experience in how to be the best hornbag you can possibly be!!!!!!!!!!!!! The two witches are coming along really well with their “how to shake your booty” lessons and are starting to get the hang of “how to be totally up yourself”…….you make me so proud!!…sob
So once again………if you could all sing along………. whilst enjoying the visual spectacular of my final “Farking cream caramel mushroom” in living colour!!
Thanks again girls……… it was FARKING DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, off to Hobart tomorrow and the operation on Thursday. Back home Friday and I will be hitting the new blog post probably Friday night or Saturday morning! I am not nervous or apprehensive…..just bloody impatient and excited and wanting to get on with it! Thanks for all your supportive comments to my posts….I really appreciate them. Look out once I get home…….I am going to have enough blog fodder for months to come!!!!!!!!
A couple of comments on how farking great my freshly plucked eyebrows look wouldn’t go astray either!!!! 🙂 It hurt today too…..I think I am getting more sensitive in my old age!!
Ta ta…… see you later…….