It’s murder on the dance floor but you betta not kill the groove….DJ we’re gonna turn this house around some how!! It’s murder on the dance floor but you betta not steal the mooooovesss!!! hey, hey, hey…yeahhhhhhh
I have to say I am a total farking legend in my own loungeroom sometimes!!! I love putting the music on LOUD and getting stuck into my housework. Trouble is….I get so carried away with the music I waste so much time SHAKIN’ MY GOOD THANG that it takes me twice as long to get it done! Don’t matter what your age, baby….still got it in me to rage!!! I am having the best housework day with a few detours to the computer screen:) If anybody ever got a video of me on one of my home alone housework days I am pretty sure the men in little white coats would be round in a flash to cart me away! Hell, I don’t even need a glass of wine to “get down and dirty with it”..he, he
Here’s a little tip from someone that is renovating and just got new flooring……..
Take your dogs to the shop with you when choosing floor coverings. Sit them down on the samples and pick out one that is closest to the colour of your dog’s (or cat’s) fur! Do not….I repeat….do not……get black floor tiles if you have a white Jack Russell !!!! Also, get your dog to walk through a muddy puddle and roll in some freshly cut grass and perhaps a wallaby dropping before entering the store. Then, get them to walk on some carpet samples. Whichever sample the wet footprints blend into…….buy that one!!!!! I swear, my dog Harry is a direct decendant of Spongebob Squarepants!!! Better still, when choosing your pets, try and get them so they all belong to the one colour family.
I always suffer a bit with my back after a big housework day. I get very “proppy” and tend to get “stuck” the next day after resting overnight. It just occurred to me that it could be the dancing and not the housework……helllllooooo???? Looks like I will have to hire a cleaner…because I am not giving up my shimmy shaking. It makes me feel happy!!!! 🙂 I start getting that “stick up my bum” walk going on and Ricky gets all concerned and makes me coffee and washes up after tea and that sort of thing.
I say, “Oh, I cleaned the oven out and Ajaxed the bathroom today. That must have upset my back.” *sigh* *hobble about*…..”can I have a bit more milk in this darling?”……………………………He says, “You should leave the bathroom for me to do!”……I say, “I know, but you know how much I like the house to be tidy and you have been working yourself”. No way am I going to divulge my discovery that it could actually be dancing that does it!!!!!! Work it baby…work it!!!!!!
Some of my friends that read this have seen me dance……admit it you lot…..you know I have it goin’ on sista!! I just love music and for the sizeable hornbag that I am … I’ve got the mooooveeessss!!!! Did I tell you I am also really up myself?? lol, lol
I have a cleaning goods fetish…..along with my linen fetish, my bag fetish and my sunglasses fetish…oh, and my “general homewares” fetish. I love it in the supermarket sniffing all the new stuff and the carpet freshners and anything new and improved. I love sitting back after a particularly frenzied cleaning day and just breathing in the smell of a pristine house. I love the smell of cleaning products…… if I come home from work and Ricky has used some cleaning products and I get a whiff of them…….pure porn!! Bugger the flowers or jewellery. If that man has been using cleaning products……hubba hubba!!!!….but I digress….again!!
Top of my hate list for cleaning is the oven……I hate cleaning the oven!! I hate the smell of that spray oven cleaner or any of the other ones I have tried, like the ones you sit inside for an hour and let the fumes do the work. Bullshit they do the work!!! Still have to scrub like a mad woman to get the grime off. I spray the roof of the oven then back out of the room to take a breath….then I run in again and spray the sides…then back out and breathe…then the bottom then slam the door and go outside to try and recover. You know those sprays that claim to be “low fume”? Compared to farking what!!????…compared to sticking your head up the exhaust pipe of a B-double truck, that’s what!!!!! Well, whilst I was sniffing and feeling up the cleaning products in the supermarket aisle the other day I found a new product. I used it today…..I am in love.
I love this product so much I might clean the oven again next week!!!!!!! It is a gel and it has a brush on the top of it…..so you squeeze the gel out and rub it around the oven with it’s little brush. And guess what?…….NO FUMES. It actually smells quite pleasant. Put it on a cold oven and wait half an hour. And guess what else??…….IT FARKING WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear to God, I was like a TV commercial. I wished someone would visit me so I could share this new product and the no fumes really works revelation!!!!! Even the oven racks were really grotty with BAKED ON GRIME (picture me in a frilly apron holding up the product now please!) and the grime just washed away…..NO SCRUBBING!!!!!!!!!!! If I was a millionaire I would buy the bloody company. What is this fantastic product I hear you ask…..pleeeeezzzzeeee Nola, tell us, tell us!!!!
Well it is SELLEYS OVEN PLUS, no fumes, Heavy duty gel. It comes in a 400ml squishy white bottle with handy finger grips up the side!! Can’t remember how much it cost….but who cares!!??????
I’m getting the hang of this “back to front” camera thing!! Well, you know what this is a picture of……me and Mr Selley gettin’ jiggy with it” !!!!! Now, I just have to figure out what I can cook in my other appliances (did I mention my appliance fetish?) because I don’t want to use the oven now it is so clean!!
Well, tomorrow is the big day…..my appointment with the surgeon. Dr Dreamy. We will be getting up at 4am and heading off around 5am for the 4hr drive to Hobart. My appointment is at 10am…..then the drive back home I guess! Have to say I am pretty excited about getting a surgery date off him……well, I hope I do!! I will tell you all about that tomorrow night …… stay tuned my little domestic goddesses!