Yes, some of my knickers are getting loose! My ring is too!!!!!…………..not that ring! My wedding ring. I put two rings on today that I haven’t worn for ages, well years, because they were too tight. I still have them on and they haven’t tightened up at all. One of them is the ring Ricky [...]
Archive for October, 2008
Loose Knickers……
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged lapband surgery, loose knicker on October 31, 2008 | 24 Comments »
One week .. and a bit…down!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged hunger, lapband surgery on October 26, 2008 | 26 Comments »
Well, a little bit of an update for you. I thought this fluids only thing would be really tough, but really, I think I have done OK. Sure…..I think I am hungry and mentally I think I could chow down on a nice, big quarter pounder without a second thought! But it isn’t a physical [...]
TA DAAAA !!!!
Posted in Uncategorized on October 23, 2008 | 15 Comments »
I present to you the much anticipated picture of my BLACK PENIS straw…… beautifully presented by my gorgeous assistant, Karen !!
That’s it……nothing else……surely this is enough!!??
Bras, food & farts!!!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bras, lapband surgery on October 22, 2008 | 24 Comments »
Well, I have to say the first couple of days home I had a couple of “anxious” moments where I thought “What the hell have I done!!” But they only lasted a couple of minutes and were brought on by being frustrated at not being able to do things. …. like vacuming! I have started a [...]
Done and dusted!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged lapband surgery on October 18, 2008 | 39 Comments »
I feel a bit like I have been run over by a bloody bus actually….but all is good!! Dr Dreamy told me I was boring!!!!……moi…..boring!!!!…..the poor man has obviously been sniffing his own gas in that operating theatre! He said there was nothing remarkable about my operation at all…..very straight forward, run of the mill [...]
Looking for Daylight……
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged daylight, lapband, surgery on October 14, 2008 | 24 Comments »
Yep, that’s right!!!……daylight between my legs that is I look at photos of some other people standing and you can see daylight between their thighs. I have never had the opportunity to glimpse daylight between my thighs in any photo of me……ever! A strange thought you may think……but I am full of strange [...]
The great unknown….
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged feelings, lapband, sister on October 10, 2008 | 26 Comments »
I was having a conversation with Ricky trying to express in words how I was feeling. I am not scared of the operation and I am not particularly worried about afterwards and adjusting to the restriction and altering my eating habits etc. And I am just plain excited about losing weight and feeling good. What [...]
Getting a bit “Thingy”
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged lapband, money on October 8, 2008 | 23 Comments »
OK….serious blog……so move along…..nothing to see here !!
I have been a bit “emotional” today. No idea why. Just heaps of different emotions going through my head. One of my favourite bloggers who has banding coming up has had a major meltdown about how she will cope with her “emotional” hunger after the operation. I see [...]
Can Dogs have Lapband????
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dogs, lapband on October 6, 2008 | 16 Comments »
Well, have to say I am loving having some days off through the week now I have gone part time! Today I have been up to the vet and dropped off Scarlett for the operation on her eye and Harry had to have his yearly injection and have his “package” checked. Harry had a “lost” [...]
But you’re not THAT fat!!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged fat, lapband on October 4, 2008 | 25 Comments »
I don’t think I am going to tell anybody else about me getting a lapband. It is just too draining on my “nice” side!! Nearly everybody has said, “But you’re not that big/fat/large!” I always try and politely explain to them the reasons…..ie: I have a BMI of 40, I am considered to be morbibly [...]
